Having a woman around is a great thing, mainly because they carry a purse. It’s not the purse that I love, it’s the stuff in the purse. A really resourceful date will have almost anything you need inside of her purse. Word of advice to the fellas, if you’re on a date w/ a woman and she doesn’t have something you need in her purse… dump her! LMAO Just kidding here are 10 things women carry in their purse.
10. Mints – You never know when you’re going to need a mint, or some gum. After dinner at your favorite restaurant you might need to freshen up a bit and sometimes the pocket of a man isn’t always built for gum or anything other than a wallet. So this comes in handy on a date. Hell I’ve seen women pull out mouthwash.
9. An Extra Pair of Panties - Some women keep them in their goody bag in the trunk of their car, but in the city, cars are optional. So an extra pair can come in handy if you decide to get it popping in a dark alley late at night.
8. Shoes - Almost every woman I know will keep a pair of comfortable shoes in her purse. Those sexy cinderella type of shoes she has on to impress him on a date will come off by the end of the night if the two of you had fun! Best believe she’s going to get comfortable and change her shoes.
7. A Bottle of Hot Sauce – Whether it’s franks, Texas Pete or Bull you never know when you’re going to need hot sauce or when your man will need some. So be a good wifey and keep some hot sauce on you.
6. A Rat Tail Comb – Because braiding hair, or a track malfunction can take place at any time in Urban America and with the price of gas so high you might have to do some hair on demand just to get home.
5. MAC lip Gloss – This is needed especially if you’re involved with a dude like me because you never know when you’ll have to re-do your lips. If you know what I mean
4. Smart Phone/Cell – For ordering Chinese food, checking your email or posting a blog, sending a tweet or making an emergency booty call. Hell you might just need to call for back up.
3. Wet Wipes - Some times a simple napkin won’t do the job and if you ever decide to have a mid day rendezvous then you’ll need to freshen up in a hurry and this can hold you over until you get to a sink.
2. Condoms - Lets face it a lot of these toddlers are here because there were no condoms available. That snot nose kid in your neighborhood that you know will grow up and try to impregnant, sell drugs to, or rob your child is a direct result of no condom-assness
1. Box Cutter - At some point of your life, you’re going to have to cut a flicker. Slice slice slash slash. A b*tch in your face? Cut em, she looking at your man? Cut her. Dude grab your booty in the club slash him. Play pimping in the parking lot? Slash his tires when he’s not looking. Remy needs company.
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